MSN Conversation Between the Two Last People on Earth Part Five

The only little boy says: So who’s Craig?

Craig is a douche says: A friend. He didn’t come to this party I was having.

The only little boy says: oh

Craig is a douche says: But I guess I shouldn’t hold it against him now. I should change it

The only little boy says: Today would have been Christmas.

Craig is a douche says: You’re right I didn’t even notice.

Craig is a douche says: Merry Christman.

The only little boy says: yeah, I love Christman. I have all the issues.

Craig is a douche says: you mean the bible?

The only little boy says: Remember family guy. “I’ll turn this water…into FUNK!”

Craig is a douche says: “holy rusted metal Christman!” <--Robin, or John the Baptist.

The only little boy says: right… a little of the beaten path there.

MSN Conversation Between the Two Last People on Earth Part Four

Craig is a douche says: Hey

The only little boy says: Hey

Craig is a douche says: I always wanted to run around town naked. y’know?

The only little boy says: You should.

Craig is a douche says: It’s eff’n cold outside. Canada man.

The only little boy says: ur in canada?

Craig is a douche says: yeah.

The only little boy says: Weird.

Craig is a douche says: y

The only little boy says: At least you should be naked at home.

Craig is a douche says: r u?

The only little boy says: Yeah. I didn’t know canadians used MSN. How did you get on my list thingy anyways?

Craig is a douche says: k, I’m naked now.

The only little boy says: Sick. Now I have to get dressed. We can’t both be naked talking to eachother.

Craig is a douche says: What, you thought we used smoke signals?

The only little boy says: No…Rotary phones.

MSN Conversation Between the Two Last People on Earth Part Three

Craig is a douche says: So, do you really think that we’re really the last people?

The only little boy says: I hope so. I was getting sick of people.

Craig is a douche says: But that means the end. No more humanity.

Craig is a douche says: Maybe we should try and make some test tube babes. Start the race again.

The only little boy says: I dunno. That sounds like a lot of work. Plus don’t you need like a fridge and peetree dishes and all that.

Craig is a douche says: Well you would need some of that stuff I guess. But it would be worth the try. Humanity!

The only little boy says: What if they came out all fucking mutilated? And do we have to make them mate? That’s just too much.

Craig is a douche says: I’ll look it up. I think you might still need a womb even with test tubes

The only little boy says: k, you do that.

MSN Conversation Between the Two Last People on Earth Part Two

Craig is a douche says: So. Should we try to get together?

The only little boy says: I guess so… m/f?

Craig is a douche says: m. U?

The only little boy says: m. Damn it.

MSN Conversation Between the Two Last People on Earth Part One

Craig is a douche says: Hello?

The only little boy says: Hey

Craig is a douche says: Are you human?

The only little boy says: yeah

Craig is a douche says: Thank God. I cant find anybody.

The only little boy says: Here I am. And you’re welcome

Craig is a douche says: What. Oh. Ha.

Craig is a douche says: Where are you?

The only little boy says: NY. y did u ask if I was human??

Craig is a douche says: Classic! did you do the whole walking down time square alone thing?

The only little boy says: yeah

Craig is a douche says: How was it?

The only little boy says: Lonely.

Craig is a douche says: Because I don’t really know what happened.

The only little boy says: So u thought I was some kinda alien.

Craig is a douche says: What happened.

The only little boy says: I don’t know either.