MSN Conversation Between the Two Last People on Earth Part Five

The only little boy says: So who’s Craig?

Craig is a douche says: A friend. He didn’t come to this party I was having.

The only little boy says: oh

Craig is a douche says: But I guess I shouldn’t hold it against him now. I should change it

The only little boy says: Today would have been Christmas.

Craig is a douche says: You’re right I didn’t even notice.

Craig is a douche says: Merry Christman.

The only little boy says: yeah, I love Christman. I have all the issues.

Craig is a douche says: you mean the bible?

The only little boy says: Remember family guy. “I’ll turn this water…into FUNK!”

Craig is a douche says: “holy rusted metal Christman!” <--Robin, or John the Baptist.

The only little boy says: right… a little of the beaten path there.